FUNNY UPS SMS

Meri sham ko sanwar do

meri rat ko qarar do  _ -
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Mujhy UPS udhar do
ya generator sy ak taar do =p
=D

SARDAAR FUNNY SMS IN URDU

Sardar:
Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1
b tili Nhi
Jalti.
S?n:
Kiya bat
Krte ho abba,
1,1 tili chek
Kar k laya hu,
Sub jal Rahe
Thay.

BOYS GIRLS FUNNY SMS

Arzz kya hai:

Pewasta reh shajar se umeed-e-
bahaar rakh,



Bachay 2 he achy, biwiyan
beshak 4 rakh.

BIVI SHOHARFUNNY TEXT

Ek Admi ne apne Dost se pucha: BV ko khush rakhne ka kya tareeqa hy?

Dost ne mushwara diya: Us k Husan ki tareef karte raho.

Admi ghar gaya or BV ki tareefen shuru kardi

Buhat khubsrat lag rahi ho !! :)

BV ne heran ho k dekha or boli: Kya kaha?

Admi:Sachi aaj tum Hoor Lag rahi ho
BV ne Rona shuru kar diya or boli:

Aaj ka din hi ajeeb hy:

Beti ne Dinner Set Torr diya

Beta ungli zakhmi kar betha hy or ab Aap
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Sharab Pi k aa gaye hen

TEACHER PATAHN SMS IN URDU

Teacher: A.B.C sunao Pathan: A . B . C Teacher: Aur sunao Pathan: Aur Allah ka shukr hay sub theek thaak. aap sunao.

WIFE HASBAND SMS

Wife: Janu,
Saturday picnic
Sunday movie and

Monday shopping,

Tuesday hotel,

Wednesday outing,

Thursday dinner,

Kitna Maja aayega !!

Husband : Yes !!! Aur Friday Masjid ke Bahir !

bivi hasband sms

B.V: Suniye apka dost ek

pagal larki se shadi ker raha

hai ap usy roktay Q nai??

Husband: Main Q Rokon?

mere vari ty bara nachiya C..