FUNNY UPS SMS

Meri sham ko sanwar do

meri rat ko qarar do  _ -
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Mujhy UPS udhar do
ya generator sy ak taar do =p
=D

SARDAAR FUNNY SMS IN URDU

Sardar:
Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1
b tili Nhi
Jalti.
S?n:
Kiya bat
Krte ho abba,
1,1 tili chek
Kar k laya hu,
Sub jal Rahe
Thay.

BOYS GIRLS FUNNY SMS

Arzz kya hai:

Pewasta reh shajar se umeed-e-
bahaar rakh,



Bachay 2 he achy, biwiyan
beshak 4 rakh.

BIVI SHOHARFUNNY TEXT

Ek Admi ne apne Dost se pucha: BV ko khush rakhne ka kya tareeqa hy?

Dost ne mushwara diya: Us k Husan ki tareef karte raho.

Admi ghar gaya or BV ki tareefen shuru kardi

Buhat khubsrat lag rahi ho !! :)

BV ne heran ho k dekha or boli: Kya kaha?

Admi:Sachi aaj tum Hoor Lag rahi ho
BV ne Rona shuru kar diya or boli:

Aaj ka din hi ajeeb hy:

Beti ne Dinner Set Torr diya

Beta ungli zakhmi kar betha hy or ab Aap
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Sharab Pi k aa gaye hen

TEACHER PATAHN SMS IN URDU

Teacher: A.B.C sunao Pathan: A . B . C Teacher: Aur sunao Pathan: Aur Allah ka shukr hay sub theek thaak. aap sunao.

WIFE HASBAND SMS

Wife: Janu,
Saturday picnic
Sunday movie and

Monday shopping,

Tuesday hotel,

Wednesday outing,

Thursday dinner,

Kitna Maja aayega !!

Husband : Yes !!! Aur Friday Masjid ke Bahir !

bivi hasband sms

B.V: Suniye apka dost ek

pagal larki se shadi ker raha

hai ap usy roktay Q nai??

Husband: Main Q Rokon?

mere vari ty bara nachiya C..

dost hasband sms

Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..

Husband: aur nahi to kya..

Dost: phir Kya Boli ?

Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se

baahar aa jao Ab Nahi Maarungi..

funny anmol batain

Anmol Bat
ZINDAGI  Mai  2 Cheezain Apna
    'HAQ'
Samajh Kr Laina:-
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1. Sabzi K Sath  Dhaniya ...
2. Samosey K Sath Chatni...!!

facebook funny sms

Facebook pe Fake IDs chalaney walon:

Tum Larki to ban gye pr tumhare liye 1 buri khabar hai..

Tum kabhi MAA nahi ban paaoge:)

wife hasband funny sms

WIFE:
Tum ne Kabhi Socha Hy K Meri Shadi Kisi or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota?

HUSBAND:
Me ne kabhi Kisi Ka bura Nahi Socha:-D

wifw saas sms

Wife apni saas se: Aapke betay main hazaaron khamiyaan hain.
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Saas: Haan beti issi waja se to us ko achi larki nahi mili. :-)

bv shohar sms

Biwi: Meri Sharafat
Dekho MaiNe Tumhen
Baghair Dekhe Shadi Kar
Li..
Shohar: Aur Meri
Sharafat Dekho, Mene Dekh Kar B Inkaar Nahi Kiya

Boy Girl SmS

Boy: Tum Boht Khubsurat Ho

Girl: Ap B Boht Khubsurat Hn

Pas Se Admi Guzra to Bola:
Date Se Farigh Ho Kr Dono Apni Nazren Test Krwa Lena

Baap Beta sms

1Gaon me ksi buzurg k mrne se School me chutti hgai
School se ate waqt Bacho ne
2Buzrgo ko dekha to 1bola
Dekh
2chutiyan or ghom Rahi Hyn

School SmS

1Gaon me ksi buzurg k mrne se School me chutti hgai
School se ate waqt Bacho ne
2Buzrgo ko dekha to 1bola
Dekh
2chutiyan or ghom Rahi Hyn

Mehman SmS

Miss: AGar tumhare pas 2 Apple
hai aor tumhare ghar 3 mehman
aa jaye Tu tum kia karogy SarDar:
Unke jane ka intezar

Beta Sardar Funny Sms

Beta Tumhari Age Kya Hai.?

SARDAR G: Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7, aur Facebook Pe 18 Saal

SmS For Fun

Uski bewafai K
Baad

Sirf itna sa gila Raha Hum
Ko
K
W0 Palat kr Dekh Leta,

To Hum

Lakh Di Lanat Hi Keh
Dety

Best Funny Poetry

Khusbsurat C Ankhein

Masoom Sa Chehra

Methi C Awaz

Pyara Sa Ikhlaq

khush Mizaj Andaz

Ye to Howi Meri Baat

Or

Sunao Kaisy
Ho Ap..-;)p

Bandar SmS

1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy Pocha

K Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?

Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr Kro

Us Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy

Dost Sardar SmS

DOST: Aj menu ajeeb msg Aya, te mera mobile off hogya.
SARDAR: Ki msg si.?
DOST: Battery low.
SARDAR: Menu v Send kr Sab nu tang karan ga.

Shahar Bivi Jokes

SHOHAR thka hua bahir se aya aur BV se bola: Pani pila do.
BV: Kya payas lgi hai.?
SHOHAR (Ghussy sy):
Nai Gala waikhna a LEEK te ni.!

Pathan Jokes

Pathan ki 2 Bvyan Lar pari. 1 boli k Aaj sunday Hay, 2sari boli ni aj Mondy Ha.
Pathan Tng Aa k Bola: Ma kya Pagal Hun Jo Juma parh k Aya?

Funny Jokes Students

4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti Hein

Mohabat

Rishta

Aitbar

Or
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Itwar
(',')
<)(>Itwaar Wala Dukh To Rula Hi Deta Hai Yar

Lateefy In Urdu Text

Insan Ko Sabse Bhra Jhatka Kab Lagta Hai.?
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Sochein
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Nahi Pata?



Jb Usay Pata Lgta Hai K Wo Bina Package K sMs Kar Raha Ha.!

Sms Collection For Funny SMS

Tm Ne Dekha He Kabhi Chand Se Girta Pani?

Mene Dekha He

Apna Chehra Dhote Huwe

MASHA ALLAH

Koi Jale TU
Jale Hm To Chale
Mo Dhone

Funny Lateefy Ka Markaz

1 BuZrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zmen Pe Q Soty Hn?

Qurban Jao Us Buzrg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dya
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Puttr Mri Mrzi

Lateefy In URDU Text

Doctr Ne MariZ
Ki Memory Wash Kr Di
Or
Pocha:
Kuch Yad
A Rha He?

Mariz:
Srf BV Ka Nam

Doctr Hns Kr:
Sb Kuch Format
Ho Gya Mgr
ViruS Ni Gya

Lateeft In Urdu Text

iek Black Larki ko
Jaduger Ne Jadu
Se Par Laga Diye

Larki: Wow!
Ab Kiya Mein PARI
Ban GaY Hun?

Jaduger:
Nahi Dengi #Machar

Funny SmS In English Urdu

Pathan: Ek Klio Bhens Ka Doodh De Do, Dudh Wala: Apka Bartan Chota He.? Pathan: Chalo Theek He Bakari Ka Hi De Do.

Funny Text In Urdu

Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx

Funny Poetry In Text

Lo ji
Yaaran di pur-zor farmaish
Te awaam dy jazbat di tarjmani wasty
Ek wari fair

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+DIL NAAL+
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Lakh Lanat wapda te.

Joke Urdu

Joke: Shadi ki taqreeb mein dulhan ka pehla mangetar bhi bara sajh dhaj ke aaya howa tha .
aik sahib neh poocha :kya dulha aap hain?
jee nahi. mein to Simi final mein ho knock out ho gaya tha

Funny SmS

Shekh Ki Murgi Mr Gai Wo Bht Roya Ziada Rone Pr Dost Bola Yar Mera aba V Mr Gia C Pr Mai Te Inna Nai Roya C Shekh Tera aba Andey Denda C...

Funny SmS

Mujh se ab ye Judai ka Zehar
piya Nhi jata Ho Sake to 2 glass
DOODH SODA pla do Nale Gal
Sun BOTA THANDA NA HOVe
MerA gla khRaB a.....

Funny SmS

Thora sa apna face mobile ki
screen k samnay karo Thora sa
or Thora left Bas bas thek he
Hilna nhi Lakh d Lannet e
Kbhi sms b kr dia kro

Funny SmS

Pakistan k logon ne agr
insaaniyat ki koi khidmat ki he
to sab se bari khidmat dusron
ko ye bata kar ki he k . BHAI
STAND OPER KAR LO

Urdu Jokes Funny Lateefy

Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye....

Urdu Jokes Message

Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy

Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)
hahaha
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<))  bally bally
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Is prcham k saye talay hum ek hain. Hm aik hain...

Ay Begum Very Funny Poetry

Jo kehti hay dunya wo sach hai Ay Begum Ke main tere zair-e-asar aa geya hon Kaha boss ne jab "jahnm main jao" To daftar se seedha he ghar a geya hon....

Aik afsar ne aik

Aik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka toon khara raha.

afsr ne khush ho kar kaha. " Hum tumhari bahadri se khush hoe.isi khushi main lo hamara coat inam main.

Sipahi ne kaha. " magar mujhe coat ki nahi pant ki zarurat hai"

Afsr ne hairat se pocha . "pant ki magar kyun?'

Sipahi ne jawab diya . " kyun ke aap ke fire se meri pant kharab ho gae "

Ustaad bachon se

Ustaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? "

Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . " Sir! wo suraj ke raste main tang nahi arana chahte.

Biwi apne Shohar Se Urdu Jokes Lateefy

Biwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti ha...

Sardar Pehli Bar Jahaz Main Betha

Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz main betha: Jese hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha , to sardar pilot ko marne laga. Aur Bola : Main pehle hi dara hua hon aur tum wheeling kar rahe ho ...

Bewakoof Aur Uska Dost

Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin...

Zaheen Pathan Urdu Pathan Jokes

Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ? Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya. Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ? Pathan : saalan........

Pathan Jokess Funny

Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai. Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai....

Urdu Pathan Jokes

Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa. Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ? Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai....

Pathan Jokes Funny

Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ? Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay. Pathan : 20 le lo ? Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga? Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga..

Dukh Ki Daastan Urdu Lateefa

Teen admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the. Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon. Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon. Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno ,  main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :...